Llama Poo – Where You Bean all My Life?

Looking for a fabulous, all-in-one fertilizer for your garden or house plants? Yes? Well then, Llama Poo is for you. As a matter of fact, it’s the sh!t...Here’s why. 

Unlike other animal manures, llama poo, also called llama beans, provides a perfect balance of 1-1-1 NPK — nitrogen for vigorous growth, phosphorus for robust root systems, and potassium for happy, healthy plants.

Llama poo requires no composting, meaning it’s cool, so you can apply the llama beans directly to houseplants, or garden, then water thoroughly. 

Or make a llama poo “brew.” Add 1 cup of llama poo to a gallon of water, steep overnight and apply your llama poo brew directly to the soil around your plants, or as a foliar spray. Your green friends will eat it up! But, don’t let the kids or pets…

Add llama poo to your compost heap to introduce an ABUNDANCE of beneficial bacteria, organic matter, humic acid (I know, gettin’ all scientific) and fungi. 

This poo has been brought to you by Madge, Cali, and Bryn, the lovely Lady Llamas who poo and poo for you!

Whole Beans

• Sprinkle liberally around indoor or outdoor plants

• Work into soil

• Water well

• Watch your plants love you back

Llama Poo Brew Tea

• Soak 1 cup of beans in a gallon of water for 24 hours.

• Use as a foliar spray, or

• Pour directly onto indoor potted plants or outdoor soil

Add to Compost

Add beans as a “green” layer to your compost heap, pile or bucket for a big boost of beneficial bacteria!

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